Do you eschew labels, but still crave authority?
Are you the president of sitting on the couch?
Have you conquered your fear of the dark chasm in your soul?
If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then boy howdy do I have the pin for you!

SPECS:
Die struck soft enamel pin
The metal is black (I don't know if they die it or dip it or what, but it's black and good)
1" circle (about the size of a US quarter)
Black rubber clutch on the back
Authority sold separately